We Doughnut Know Why Hailey and Justin Bieber Never Dress for the Same Occasion

By Kase Wickman

Let’s play a game: Are you a Justin Bieber or a Hailey Bieber?

If your immediate answer was “neither,” no, wrong. Try again. Because, see, we’re not talking about levels of fame, nepotism, times saying/singing the word “baby” in your life, association with Scooter Braun, or even whether you’re Canadian. It’s about what you’re wearing to snag a doughnut.

Though Justin has publicly praised his wife for having “walked hand and hand with me as I continue to get my emotions, mind, body and soul in tact [sic]!” that hand-in-handedness doesn’t always extend to coordinating their outfits. And by “doesn’t always” we mean…basically never. These two never look like they’re going the same place.

Take, for example, Monday’s launch event for a product in Hailey’s Rhode Beauty skincare line, the strawberry glaze edition of her peptide lip treatment. The $16 balm is the line's bestseller and calls to the soul of former Lip Smacker connoisseurs whose skincare goals include but do not end at smelling like a snack, promising to replenish dry lips while still giving baked good. Naturally, Hailey headed to a Krispy Kreme to promote the gloss, and just as naturally, Justin grabbed his finest Crocs and joined her.

“baby girl with the @rhode @krispykreme STRAWBERRY GLAZEEE,” Justin captioned his Instagram carousel of the two chatting it up with the finest Kremers of their generation.

Setting aside the use of “baby girl” as a term of affection for someone you’re married to, let’s talk drip. (Not doughnut glaze, outfits.)

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The only way they’re on the same page, outfitwise, is if it’s 2 a.m. and neither of them have the last name Bieber. Hailey, in a strapless red minidress and stiletto sandals to match, could in another world be coming home from what scientists would refer to as “the clurb.” For a dash of whimsy, she's wearing big bedazzled strawberry earrings.

Justin, in this fantasy world, is just hungry. My mans just wants a doughnut, and he doughnut want to wait. It’s happening now. He’s wearing grey sweatshorts and a matching hoodie, but the bagginess doesn’t cover the 48% of his Calvin Klein-covered butt he’s sharing with the world. Scrunched-down white tube socks and a baby pink trucker hat worn, innovatively, on top of his hood, add to the look. The crowning glory, however, are his clearly well-worn bright yellow Crocs, of the classique clog style. Computer, enhance: Yes, those are Jibbitz we see there. Definitely pizza, maybe also a…cat? And a steak? The world wonders. The world waits.

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And while you wait for those answers and contemplate your existence as a Hailey or Justin in this Krispy world, and also that time Hailey said she was a member of the mile high club, scroll to the end of Hailey’s carousel and watch her eat a doughnut on loop, forever and ever.

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